"You always learn something from the Ol' Counselor"

David Kawika Crowley




The Ol' Counselor


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This site features one of Kawika's most popular bits entitled "I Want My Foreskin Back."




Howzit! Howzit! As a kid growing up in Hilo, I was the classic Kolohe clown. I got off on doing crazy stunts and making people laugh. For the last twenty years, I always thought about one day doing some stand-up comedy, but I just never acquired the "guables"...until my 54th b-day. People do strange things when they get into their fifties! You know, it's the Now-or-Never thing.
So, I told myself, this is it. If I'm gonna do this, I gotta do it now, before I need a walker to get on stage! So I gathered all my tons of notes over the last 20 years and began to draft a "bit".

I called Augie T and he was ever so kind to give me a shot on his show at the Brew Moon. Over the years, I had watched the comedy channel, maybe at most 15 times. I had never watched the Local greats like Augie T, Andy Bumatai, Bo Irvine, Rap, Frank Delima, or Mel Cabang. AND IT SHOWED! As my first bit on stage SUCKED! I bombed beyond belief. But I guess Augie saw something in me and allowed me to continue as one of his warm-ups...either that or he felt awfully sorry for me. Ha! Under his wings, he graciously and most patiently allowed me the time needed to experience my first Big Laugh on stage. It's like your very first Orgasm! As time went on Augie made his way to the Sheraton Waikiki headlining there, and I headed to the Sharkey's Comedy Club, which features long time veteran Bo Irvine. It was there, under the watchful eyes and guiding advice of Bo, Wanda Shipp, and Kento, that I was able to fine tune my bits and find my niche as "The Old Counselor", providing wise "old" advice, from guavas to sex, to youngens and old fogies alike.

Learning from the greats like Augie T, Bo Irvine, Andy Bumatai, Champ Kaneshiro, Bobby Duncan, Lanai, Shaun Felipe, Arthur Wayne, Kaleo Pilanca, Kento, Mo Dixon, Stan Egi, Juan Canopii, Michael Staats, Keven Hughes, and others has given me a wealth of education and confidence. My thanks to each of you, as well as the awesome bunch of comics that I have had the pleasure to work with over the last year and a half...Dean Taylor, Elroy, Timmy Mattos, Scoobie, Tony Rivera, Jose Dynomite, Crissy, Michelle, Corky, Kaina Huddy, Thad Wright, Deep Thought, Rod & Ruth Hendrix, Al Easterling, Big Loui, Ozelle Daniels, Jarred Bailey, Thomas, Jordan (the Friendly Samoan), Allan Mueting, Al, Joshua (Shua), Braddah Brian, Ray Lee, Cathy Tanaka, Kade, and David Lee. MY LIFE MOTTO: Life Sucks, then you Rot in a Box, So Laugh Up and Laugh Hard! Special thanks to Wanda Shipp, owner of Sharkey's, open for laughs every Thursday nites (open mic/Improv) and Saturday nites (Headliners). This CD is dedicated to Augusto "Gusto" Camara, who was a super up-and-coming comic. Miss you man!

Note: NO special effects were added to this CD to enhance laughter/clapping...in fact, I even included a bit that totally BOMBED ("Jesus")! Silence! Well guys, I know I still got a long ways to go, but at least it's a small start...you gotta start someplace! If I bring just a smile to your face, then I've accomplished my goal..."funny" is good for the soul.
Aloha, Dave Crowley



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Mastered at Rendez-vous Recording. CD Production--Dean Ono. WARNING! Some of the material contained is rated "A" for adult content. No refunds.
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